A Message from Senator Leonora Bitterman

Dear young freak wizard,

As a senator and role model, I am inclined to tell you to forget about wizardry and worry instead about getting a job and contributing to society... but I've been informed that being magical is not a choice, so what good is my best advice, anyway? You're going to be enchanted whether I like it or not.

I still have something to say about it, though. The Government may not be able to proscribe your lifestyle, but it sure can regulate the heck out if it. And that's why I introduced "an Act Necessitating the Oversight of the Regulation of Magic through Affirmative Legistlation" (Act NORMAL): to keep tabs on your kind and protect regular people one rule at a time.

I'll give you an example: Some wizards, many of them old and wrinkled, prefer to practice magic in the buff-"skyclad," they call it, but the sky covers no shame, and in most cases, neither does a wizard's beard. It's that sort of thing I frown upon. Nakedness. Shouldn't you wear a robe with stars and moons on it? That's plenty "skyclad," I think. Add clouds and birds, if you like. Just cover up.

And there are plenty more things I could go on about, but I have work to do.

Sincerely,

Leonora Bitterman, Senator and Normal Person