Rum!

Rum be the favored drink of all pirates.

If ye still be readin' even now, instead of going off to drink rum, mayhap ye be not cut out for this line of work.

But mayhap ye've drunk so much rum, ye can't move from your computer, and ye have no choice but to sit staring a-numbly at the screen. In that case, ye be practically a pirate already.

If it be so, ye may enjoy the the followin' recipe for a choice pirate cocktail.

Rum Mojitos

Mix three parts rum with two parts more rum. Season to taste with rum.

Serve over rum.