Curse Generator

There is no more important skill for a pirate to learn than the art of cursing. One day, you may attain a level of mastery like that of the notorious Red Rackham, who--as he stood on the gallows--took advantage of an obscure law forbidding the hanging of a pirate in mid-curse, and launched into a single interjection of such length and complexity that he was able to delay his execution by a full twenty-four hours.

Until you reach that level of skill, when you need to express surprise, anger, affection, or any other emotion, simply load this page. Each time you load it, it will provide a brand new, randomly chosen exclamation, suitable for any occasion.